You can be nice girl, but bitchy is so much fun :)
Real friends don't get offended when you insult them.
They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
Everytime I come to work O immediately begin praying, "Lord please help me not be a bitch today"
